Banana /bəˈnænə/

I want to make a cult.

Where our god would be a banana.

When it's time to worship our god, we have to sit in the toilet and pray.

Any kind of prayer will do, besides banana had different language in different continents too. So there would be a lot of public toilets built for the sole purpose of this particular religion.

And I'm one step closer in world domination.

*We don't have particular set of rules, maybe our foundation would be based on humanity or idiocy.

Wednesday /ˈwɛnzdeɪ/

We were so good playing with words instead of picture. 

Telling lies than presenting ourselves for whatever we are.

Maybe that's what they asked from us, what they want, what they taught us to do.

A machine to sell, not a human to create.

That's why we never compete. 

We're never a human being to begin with. We were ripped off from what we believe.

We use clever words to communicate, we never remember that there are thousands of people out there. 

Do we all speak the same language?

Are they clever enough to understand what we meant?

What do you truly want?

A perfect lie or a blatant truth?

Too bad, we're so busy with our little group.

Too bad, we're so ignorant and full of ourselves.

Too bad, we proudly call ourselves architect.

Pepper /ˈpɛpɚ/

Humans are like flavors.

You can't be a good person forever; because that way you're nothing but a grain of salt.

You're everywhere and everybody knows how you taste.

Even if you are evil, lustful, rude, or helpful; you have your own flavor that differentiate you from this world. Like one specific spice; you won't be replaced. It's your uniqueness that will make you taste delicious.

p.s. I like chili more than sugar.

Dog /dɔɡ/

I think the first creature who gave me heart and the ability to feel almost every feeling possible is a dog. The dog teaches me to easily express myself, to be scared, to fear nothing, to play, to be happy, crazy, to be loved, to be me.

I'm sorry I forget about this. After too many deaths, one after another, I feel it is a natural thing. It is supposed to happen to any creature. I get cold, I forgot I have a heart to feel. Thank you for reminding me that I'm a human, that me too, have heart.

"The dog teaches me to be human."

Burst /bɜrst/

Have you ever feel like there are tons of information, ready to burst out of your head, making it hurts so much; but you only have two legs, two hands, & one brain, not to forget one nose, that limited and (at the same time) enabled you from letting it out loud?

Artscientist  /ɑɹtˈsaɪəntɪst/ 

Scienartist /ˈsaɪənˈɑɹtɪst/

I hate artist for being so full of themselves in art or aesthetic.

I hate scientist for being arrogant with their science secret club.

I would rather have both.

Call it Artscientist or Scientartist, whichever you like.

*But I kinda hope you like the latter.

X-Ray /'eks reɪ/

I must say that pornographic images aren't nudity. At least, not the real nudity.

There's something that goes beyond it. Most people call it X-Ray image. 

I call it the most intimate image, the purest kind of nudity.

Die /daɪ/

(1) I did not die.

 

This is actually a random image I stumble upon the internet. 

I just thought keeping it here would be useful someday. 

Maybe for engravings on my gravestone.

News /n(j)uːz/

You know kid, I don't watch television nowadays.
All the news are bad news that make your mind go crazy.
Until the only logical thing to do is smash your head to the television.
But I'm not gonna do it anytime soon, it's the only valuable thing I have.
So, I switch it off and get some peace of mind.

- Conversation with a taxi driver

Success /səkˈsɛs/

*Strangely, I found it written on a fan.

White /waɪt/

I lie here awake at night.

Looking at the white ceiling up there.

Is it even white?

What is white?

Stretching my hands, set apart my fingers.

As if I'm able to reach it.

Thinking of things, time flies

I should have done this instead of that

I could be this instead of that

The clock is ticking, I know, I hear it well

Is there anything that I could do?

Apart from pleasing you.

Where am I, Who am I, What am I, 

Another silence passed so quickly

The clock is ticking

It's 2 PM and I'm still awake.

"I lie here awake, night by night."

Weird /wiɚd/

(1) Today was another one of those days that I need to laugh at my life. 

Thanks for this weird yet fun life You gave, God.

Here's why:

1. I've been stepping on god-knows-how-many foot that wasn't intentionally because the bus was so crowded.
2. Someone whose face looked like one of my friend, laughed at me in the bus because I almost ate a bug.
3. I saw 2 midgets today. I felt odd and awkward for unknown reason.
4. It starts with:

A lady visited Matisse in his studio. 

Inspecting one of his latest works she unwisely said:

'But, surely the arm of this woman is much too long'

'Madame' The artist politely replied

'You are mistaken. This is not a woman, this is a picture.'

Laughing like crazy after reading the quote in Alan Fletcher's "The Art of Looking Sideways". Seriously, I could have used that to answer my lecture's assistants annoying advices.