Weird /wiɚd/

(1) Today was another one of those days that I need to laugh at my life. 

Thanks for this weird yet fun life You gave, God.

Here's why:

1. I've been stepping on god-knows-how-many foot that wasn't intentionally because the bus was so crowded.
2. Someone whose face looked like one of my friend, laughed at me in the bus because I almost ate a bug.
3. I saw 2 midgets today. I felt odd and awkward for unknown reason.
4. It starts with:

A lady visited Matisse in his studio. 

Inspecting one of his latest works she unwisely said:

'But, surely the arm of this woman is much too long'

'Madame' The artist politely replied

'You are mistaken. This is not a woman, this is a picture.'

Laughing like crazy after reading the quote in Alan Fletcher's "The Art of Looking Sideways". Seriously, I could have used that to answer my lecture's assistants annoying advices.